Essays

I've been taking a more active role in lesson planning these past few months, which is part of why you haven't heard much from me. My units thus far have included giving public transit directions, and a cooking unit (make a cooking show in English!) for first years and the basics of logical single paragraph essays for second years. Making my students write feels like a cop out sometimes, but then wonderful mistakes like " one hurf of cabbage" and "fry the ham in a flying pargh" reminds me that it's worth it.

I've been grading said essays (and some written answers on other teacher's exams and homework--I volunteered) and have stumbled upon many gems.

So here it is, your November midterm treasury of quotes. English is full of comedic opportunity.

On Japanese food:

"I owe what I am today to Japanese agriculture."

"onigiri is Japanese soul food"

On cooking (and classical music):

"Wait for five minuets."

"Borb the pasta"

And, finally, on cultural misperceptions:

"I want to tell the truth to (foreign) students. The truth is that actually, there is no samurai or ninja in Japan now. I think that not so few foreigners believe in samurai or ninja. Therefore, they should know the truth. So if they come to Japan, they will not be disappointed."

I love how this kid isn't telling you the truth about samurai and ninja in Japan to end offensive stereotypes--he's telling you so you won't be disappointed.

That's all for now!